Arsenal– Oh my God it’s you, I never thought I’d see you here. Looks like all is well, like you’re having a hell of a good time. 2 trophies in 2 attempts. And Here comes the League. Deer god, am I actually saying this?
Manchester City– If you ain’t got two trophies by March. You’re probably gonna be sacked alone. Least that’s what tradition told you. And it don’t matter if you don’t believe, Come Sunday morning, you best be unemployed like you’re supposed to.
Manchester United- If you’re ever gonna find a silver lining It’s gotta be a cloudy day It’s gotta be a cloudy day. If you wanna fill your bottle up with lightning You’re gonna have to stand in the rain You’re gonna have to stand in the rain. And Moyes brought a lot of rain.
Chelsea– Follow your Torres and miss lots of goals.
Liverpool- So keep it to yourself, If you think that you’ll win trophies, Put ’em on a shelf. **looks at shelf, seems empty**
Everton- Im out of songs, so yeah, they just dont have the money needed to compete with the top 5.
Spurs- Now they have the money, but they just dont have quality needed, at all levels, players, managers, Board members.
Stoke– With FM Legend Bojan in tow, Top 10 finish is in the cards
West Ham is the new Stoke. Piss enough folks to finish in the top half of the table.
Swansea- At this point, I’m running out of clubs, so first come first serve. They still have Bony, but no Michu magic.
Newcastle- The French National Team will struggle to adapt in the first season in england but will recover nice enough
Hull City– Steve Bruce just lost Shane Long, so that’s a positive.
Crystal Palace– Assuming they get Zaha back, they’ll avoid relegation again.
QPR– Old boy ‘Arry is back. And he’s looking to prove he didnt make a mistake taking the job. Wonder how many of his old crew he brings back
Aston Villa– Poor Paul Lambert, just keep getting the shaft. Benteke scores enough goals to get sold in the winter.
Southampton– Lose your manager to spurs, lose half your squad to Liverpool. And sign Shane Long. Welp.
West Brom– shits gone all wrong since they couldnt resign Lukaku on loan. New manager, Anelka, and maybe new league
Sunderland-Jozy Scores Goals, Jozy Score Goals? Jozy score goals, lololol.
Leicester– Tough break for them, I just remembered they got promoted
Burnley – Somebody has to finish last, might as well be them
What to Watch For
- I finished Fringe, i review it later
- I start Sopranos soon
- Oh yeah, EPL SEASON BABY
- I apologize for nothing, your fault for reading this dribble