EPL Week 2 preview

In what will probably be a short live feature, I present to you my EPL preview for the next the round of fixtures.

 
Swansea City v West Ham United- After destroying QPR, Swansea went ahead and added more attacking flair, meanwhile, Big Sam and West Ham will make sure this game is anything but beautiful to watch.

Prediction? 2-0 to Swansea

Aston Villa v Everton –After a shocking result in the opener, Everton will look to prevent a let down against a woeful Villa squad. Paul Lambert will hope to wash away the stink Big Sam left them last week

Prediction?- One All Draw.

Manchester United v Fulham- RVP wasnt enough as the big afro freaked scored a goal we all saw coming to produce the shock result of the week. Meanwhile, in London, Dempsey was busy being a petulant bitch, as he watched his teammates run through Norwich with ease.

Prediction?-3-1 to United. RVP with a goal

Norwich City v Queens Park Rangers-Relegation Six pointer already?  Probably

Prediction?-2-0 Norwich, QPR sign 6 more players

Southampton v Wigan Athletic- Newly promoted Southampton give a good effort only to pull off a QPR and concede  twice to City. A Victor Moses less Wigan have made their great escape just a bit harder without him. Is their any more Roberto Magic left?

Prediction?-2-1 to the Saints.

Sunderland v Reading– Sunderland need new additions, and Reading  needs a new Keeper.

Prediction?- Scoreless Draw

Tottenham Hotspur v West Bromwich Albion– Spurs finally have Adebayor, but still have Modric, and VDV may want out as well. WBA picked up where Woy Hodgson left them off, by beating those racist scousers convincingl.

Prediction?-3-2 Spurs

Chelsea v Newcastle United– Demba Ba picked up where he left off in January by producing another golazo.  Chelsea will look to dive again(Hazard Warning), and escape with another 3 points to remain atop of the EPL Standings(Match of The Day)

Prediction?-2-2 Draw

Stoke City v Arsenal– Always a wonderful host when they match up, Stoke will look to destroy Arsenal again. RVP-Less, and Song Less Wenger must surely be on the hot seat?

Prediction?-2-1 to Stoke

Liverpool v Manchester City- Scousers versus the crying cunts. Mario will probably torch someone and then maybe play 1 minute in the match as well.

Prediction?-Both teams get blown up? 4-1 City

Watch to Watch For

  • MADDEN IS BACK
  • The Chase for the Sprint under the lights
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL, OHHHHHHHHHHH NELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY; YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE
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