9, that’s the right number for an Orgy.


Another Super Sunday is upon us, the Merseyside Derby, Chelsea v Untied and this year we Americans contribute by sending over the Patriots.

Of course this is just an excuse to remind everyone of the epic miss by El Nino in last years tilt. I expect another this time around.

Saturday, October 27:

Aston Villa vs Norwich City, 7:45am, FOX Soccer- The early kickoff, and in a shrewd piece of business, ESPN has passed this brutal game back to FSC.

Prediction? No one watch it, 1-1 draw

Arsenal vs QPR, 10am, FOX Soccer- A London derby, I think there’s one every week. Goonies are having their typical sky is falling moment that occurs twice a season. QPR have surprisingly still not sacked Mark Hughes.

Prediction? 2-0 Arsenal

Reading vs Fulham, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Reading were the assholes that gave those Scousers hope, so Fulham better kick their asses

Prediction? 1-1 draw

Stoke vs Sunderland, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Tony Pullis men fresh from an ass kicking at OT, they encounter MON men who well are quite dull.

Prediction? 2-1 Stoke

Wigan vs West Ham, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go-WWEpl action at the DW Stadium, a real ol slobberknocker for the Intercontinental Belt. The Hammers have gone HAM!

Prediction? Um, I dont know, 1-2 West Ham?

Manchester City vs Swansea City, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer- The final match of the day, sees struggling City and against struggling City. A loss here could see the axe coming down on the City Manager.

 Prediction? 3-1 City.

Sunday, October 28:

Everton vs Liverpool, 9:30am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com- Super Sunday starts off with a merseyside derby. Which begs the question, how many homes and cars will be broken into during the match?

Prediction? 2-0 Merseyside Blue

Newcastle United vs West Brom, 11am, FOX Soccer 2Go- As we reach the part of the season where Demba Ba goes back into hibernation and Cisse takes over, otherwise known as the end of Daylight Savings, we hope for one game where they both show off their brilliance.

Prediction? 2-2 draw

Southampton vs Spurs, 11am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Poor AVB, he thought he was going to pull of the revenge sweep, but alas he faith was cruel to him once more. He’s turning into the Cubs of the EPL.

Prediction? 1-1 draw

Chelsea vs Manchester United, Noon, FOX Soccer- The Marquee match up of the week, the title contenders, first and second in the table, the European Champions against the 19 time Champions, Hazard Warning indeed.

Hazard, Mata, Oscar, and Torres vs Rooney, RVP, Nani and Valencia.

Prediction? United seem to have their number, Chelsea havent done well against quality sides. 2-2 Draw

What to Watch For

  • Plenty of Political Ads and garbage. It’s gonna be a bitch
  • Slutty Pussies, Nurses and Witches.
  • Congressman Brodie. He’s in trouble

Eight’s A Crowd.


Well Wilfred and Ryan will forever be blowing bubbles, but that doesnt mean West Ham will be anything worth watching anytime soon. Damn that Big Sam.

The International break torture has come and gone, and finally we can resume our love affair with the EPL, so fuck you antigua and barbuda, I want my yellow canaries back on tv.

A mostly Saturday slate should keep us busy.

Saturday, October 20:

Tottenham vs Chelsea, 7:45am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com- Well the early kick off will at least be something to look forward too, AVB’s revenge match against his former club, Racist Terry not in the lineup.

Predictions? Torres scores goals 2-1 Chelsea

Man United vs Stoke, 10am, FOX Soccer- The Michael Owen Testimonial, wait, he’s still playing? I’ll be wearing my Michael Owen 7 Shirt.

Predictions? 2-0 United

Fulham vs Aston Villa, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Another of the way too many games at this hour, surely a Sexy Berba will make this enticing?

Predictions? 2-0 Fulham

Liverpool vs Reading, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Scousers not on TV? So awesome, that’s what Being Liverpool is all about.

Predictions? 1-1 Draw

West Brom vs Man City, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Champions in crisis, right? No? Fuck you, Super Mario.

Predictions? 3-0 City

West Ham vs Southampton, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Now that Ryan and Wilfred have made an appearance, surely that will mean good luck for them right?

Predictions? 2-1 hammers

Swansea vs Wigan, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Nos TV for this one, which is a good thing, since this relegation 6 pointer will not be TV-Friendly

Predictions? scoreless draw

Norwich vs Arsenal, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer- The main event kickoff on Saturday, the goonies will look to recover from an international break with only a few injuries by tossing out there another injure player in the 18.

Predictions? Wilshere gets hurt again, 2-1 Arsenal

Sunday, October 21:

Sunderland vs Newcastle, 8:30am, FOX Soccer- A tyneside darby, always a classic. fat Geordies everywhere.

Predictions? 2-2 Draw

QPR vs Everton, 11am, FOX Soccer- The last match of the week will surely feature the final match of Mark Hughes at the helm at Loftus Road.

Predictions? 3-1 Everton

What to Watch For 

  • Zombies, brains, all that malarkey.
  • This line was paid approved by XX for Congress.
  • Garcia v Morales on Showtime
  • Wide LEFT PART 17

Match Day 7-Heaven

Don’t Pout

So yeah, I totally nailed the City/Fulham, and Everton/Southampton predictions. As well as the Villa/Brom game, and the bit about no one caring. And I’m pretty sure Ian Darke reads my blog cause he totally stole my Harry Redknapp to QPR line. (On a side note, now that I’ve played FIFA 13 for about a week , I must tell you it is very sim like, because QPR are shit in that game too)

As you may or may not know, It’s October already, so the weather is cooling off, the leaves are changing, all the crap. But it also means it is time for another FIFA international break is just around the corner. So enjoy this weeks action.(All below times are ET)

PS: Dont forget to watch EL Classico, Madrid/Barca this Sunday.

Saturday, October 6:

Manchester City vs Sunderland, 7:45am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com- The early kickoff this week will include the champions,  Super Mario fresh off of midweek goal in the champions league, surely will be in the team sheet, or else he’s burning down his bathroom again.

Predictions? 3-1 City

Chelsea vs Norwich, 10am, FOX Soccer-  John Terry is still a racist, Ashley Cole is still a prick, and Norwich still wont have a chance to win this

Predictions? Hazard Warning, 3-0 Chelsea

Wigan vs Everton, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- I probably shouldnt do previews of all these matches, there’s only so much wit.

Predictions? 2-1 Toffees

West Brom vs QPR, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Lucky for us, this one wont be on TV here in the states, so we got that going for us.

Predictions? Tick Tock for Redknapp. 2-0 Brom

Swansea vs Reading, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Mister Landrup, I bet Green Day’s Wake me Up when September ends was in your Ipod, cause that was a brutal stretch.  Cause well, Summer has come and passed, The innocent can never last for high flying Swansea.

Predictions? 1-1 draw.

West Ham vs Arsenal, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer– the late match on Saturday, will see Giroud still not score! I’ve been on target with that all season! Lucky for use, the other football will have started by then and we can skip this one

Predictions? 2-0 Arsenal

Sunday, October 7:

Southampton vs Fulham, 8:30am, FOX Soccer- Getting the FSC treatment again is Fulham, Sexy Berba must have cause this.  This is the early match in a surprisingly full sunday schedule.

Predictions? 2-2 draw

Liverpool vs Stoke, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- On the Next Being Shitterpool, Cunt Suarez bites off Downings Left Foot, then blames British press.

Predictions? 2-0 Scousers

Tottenham vs Aston Villa, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- The reward for beating United? Being sent to FS2Go

Predictions? 3-1 Spurs

Newcastle United vs Manchester United, 11am, FOX Soccer and, on tape delay, on FOX either at 2pm ET or 4:30pm ET- Well, after a shock loss to Spurs, here comes the double whammy with a loss to Ba-riffic Newcastle side

Predictions? 2-1 Newcastle

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