Eight’s A Crowd.

 

Well Wilfred and Ryan will forever be blowing bubbles, but that doesnt mean West Ham will be anything worth watching anytime soon. Damn that Big Sam.

The International break torture has come and gone, and finally we can resume our love affair with the EPL, so fuck you antigua and barbuda, I want my yellow canaries back on tv.

A mostly Saturday slate should keep us busy.

Saturday, October 20:

Tottenham vs Chelsea, 7:45am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com- Well the early kick off will at least be something to look forward too, AVB’s revenge match against his former club, Racist Terry not in the lineup.

Predictions? Torres scores goals 2-1 Chelsea

Man United vs Stoke, 10am, FOX Soccer- The Michael Owen Testimonial, wait, he’s still playing? I’ll be wearing my Michael Owen 7 Shirt.

Predictions? 2-0 United

Fulham vs Aston Villa, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Another of the way too many games at this hour, surely a Sexy Berba will make this enticing?

Predictions? 2-0 Fulham

Liverpool vs Reading, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Scousers not on TV? So awesome, that’s what Being Liverpool is all about.

Predictions? 1-1 Draw

West Brom vs Man City, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Champions in crisis, right? No? Fuck you, Super Mario.

Predictions? 3-0 City

West Ham vs Southampton, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Now that Ryan and Wilfred have made an appearance, surely that will mean good luck for them right?

Predictions? 2-1 hammers

Swansea vs Wigan, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Nos TV for this one, which is a good thing, since this relegation 6 pointer will not be TV-Friendly

Predictions? scoreless draw

Norwich vs Arsenal, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer- The main event kickoff on Saturday, the goonies will look to recover from an international break with only a few injuries by tossing out there another injure player in the 18.

Predictions? Wilshere gets hurt again, 2-1 Arsenal

Sunday, October 21:

Sunderland vs Newcastle, 8:30am, FOX Soccer- A tyneside darby, always a classic. fat Geordies everywhere.

Predictions? 2-2 Draw

QPR vs Everton, 11am, FOX Soccer- The last match of the week will surely feature the final match of Mark Hughes at the helm at Loftus Road.

Predictions? 3-1 Everton

What to Watch For 

  • Zombies, brains, all that malarkey.
  • This line was paid approved by XX for Congress.
  • Garcia v Morales on Showtime
  • Wide LEFT PART 17
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