9, that’s the right number for an Orgy.

 

Another Super Sunday is upon us, the Merseyside Derby, Chelsea v Untied and this year we Americans contribute by sending over the Patriots.

Of course this is just an excuse to remind everyone of the epic miss by El Nino in last years tilt. I expect another this time around.

Saturday, October 27:

Aston Villa vs Norwich City, 7:45am, FOX Soccer- The early kickoff, and in a shrewd piece of business, ESPN has passed this brutal game back to FSC.

Prediction? No one watch it, 1-1 draw

Arsenal vs QPR, 10am, FOX Soccer- A London derby, I think there’s one every week. Goonies are having their typical sky is falling moment that occurs twice a season. QPR have surprisingly still not sacked Mark Hughes.

Prediction? 2-0 Arsenal

Reading vs Fulham, 10am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Reading were the assholes that gave those Scousers hope, so Fulham better kick their asses

Prediction? 1-1 draw

Stoke vs Sunderland, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go- Tony Pullis men fresh from an ass kicking at OT, they encounter MON men who well are quite dull.

Prediction? 2-1 Stoke

Wigan vs West Ham, 10am, FOX Soccer 2Go-WWEpl action at the DW Stadium, a real ol slobberknocker for the Intercontinental Belt. The Hammers have gone HAM!

Prediction? Um, I dont know, 1-2 West Ham?

Manchester City vs Swansea City, 12:30pm, FOX Soccer- The final match of the day, sees struggling City and against struggling City. A loss here could see the axe coming down on the City Manager.

 Prediction? 3-1 City.

Sunday, October 28:

Everton vs Liverpool, 9:30am, ESPN2/ESPN3.com- Super Sunday starts off with a merseyside derby. Which begs the question, how many homes and cars will be broken into during the match?

Prediction? 2-0 Merseyside Blue

Newcastle United vs West Brom, 11am, FOX Soccer 2Go- As we reach the part of the season where Demba Ba goes back into hibernation and Cisse takes over, otherwise known as the end of Daylight Savings, we hope for one game where they both show off their brilliance.

Prediction? 2-2 draw

Southampton vs Spurs, 11am, FOX Soccer Plus and FOX Soccer 2Go- Poor AVB, he thought he was going to pull of the revenge sweep, but alas he faith was cruel to him once more. He’s turning into the Cubs of the EPL.

Prediction? 1-1 draw

Chelsea vs Manchester United, Noon, FOX Soccer- The Marquee match up of the week, the title contenders, first and second in the table, the European Champions against the 19 time Champions, Hazard Warning indeed.

Hazard, Mata, Oscar, and Torres vs Rooney, RVP, Nani and Valencia.

Prediction? United seem to have their number, Chelsea havent done well against quality sides. 2-2 Draw

What to Watch For

  • Plenty of Political Ads and garbage. It’s gonna be a bitch
  • Slutty Pussies, Nurses and Witches.
  • Congressman Brodie. He’s in trouble
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