Since we’ve last met, so many things have happened, none of which include the posting of a new blog. Whoops? To be fair, I had about 4 different drafts going, including a EPL wrap-up a rage on the Champions League, and Taylor Swift takedown on those taking down Taylor Swift, and of course a meaningless sideboob update, well not meaningless.
But alas those will remain a mystery, stacked alongside my Cubs prospects bust and Year in Review entries.
Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for, my semi half-ass review of the action on the weekend.
QPR vs Sunderland
In a relegation six pointer, Happy Time ‘Arry trip to Dubai might well have saved the season. Who knew that all a footballer needed was a few nights of beer and carefree action. I think ‘Arry invented the Footy Slump Buster. Goals from Remy, Jenas and Townsend, might well be money half well spent. Good to know that at least they did something before the club goes into administration.
Manchester United vs Chelsea
After being robbed of another Champions League season, United were in no mood to shake people hands, and boy did that cause a storm. In a match filled with chants on Fat Rafa being awful in unison from both supporters, a Hazard Warning was put out on a Raging Belgian itching to bulge the ol onion bag.
While Rafa’s one move worked out, the other was Torres, so predictable was awful. So awful was Torres that he started going to ground rather clumsily, hell he wasnt even in the box that dummy.
Hot Chick Hour
How about some Kate Upton fun?
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How about Marisa Miller?
What to Watch For
- The Madness has arrived.
- Mila Kunis is the best
- I’m back into collecting Cards, so expect some crap on that in Future
- A Cubs half-ass preview is in the works, based on my cards