Week 5 Preview

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Swansea City vs Everton– The early kick off , and for us in the States means Ian Darke on the call. Swansea free flowing attack seems to have hit a speed bump the last couple of weeks, but a home match should cure that. Everton will look to rebound and make sure balls go clearly over the line this time around.

Prediction?- 2-2 Draw

Chelsea vs Stoke- After finally facing competition that wouldnt be facing relegation at the end of the season, Chelsea have finally come down to earth. Stoke, always the advert for all out attack, will look to take another point for a title challenger.

Prediction?- 3-1 Chelsea

West Ham vs Sunderland-  There really isnt much to say about this, cause frankly I wont watch this, and really dont care about the result

Prediction?- 1-2 Sunderland

Southampton vs Aston Villa-Southampton play a entertaining style of football, but at this rate they will do it in the Championship next year. Villa seem to have taken some of the stink left on them by Mcleish(meh, I dont care how it’s spelled).

Prediction?– 1-1 Draw

West Brom vs Reading-  West Brom success early on has surprised me, Reading? I havent been paying attention.

Prediction?-1-1 Draw

Wigan vs Fulham- Fulham got back to its winning ways, thanks to the Sexy Berba. Wigan, well I forgot what they did.Whoops?

Prediction?-2-2

Liverpool vs Manchester United- The Matchup of the weekend. Scousers will have Downing out. Anotehr game, another missed PK, Rooney should be back in time to miss another PK for United.

Prediction?-1-1 Draw. Always the Victim

Newcastle vs Norwich- Demba Ba has returned to scoring, Norwich do stuff.

Prediction?- 1-2 Norwich

Manchester City vs Arsenal- Super Sunday’s other marquee match-up sees Giroud less Arsenal and Kun-less City go head to head

Prediction?- 1-0 Arsenal, Giroud finally scores!!!!!!!

Spurs vs QPR- Super Sunday’s other  match-up sees Mark Hughes having not added anyone to the squad in a while. Spurs and AVB finally win and made a frenchy mad. Let’s do it again.

Prediction?- 2-0 Defoe.

What to Watch for

• College Football Saturday
• Doctor Who scores 10 goals and defeats Cesar in Rome.
• Chavez smokes weed, and tries to eat Canelo.

EPL Preview of Fixture 3

Ah yes, I but you thought I would forget about it, but alas I did not. You are stuck with me for another week, just like the rest KKKenny’s trash at Liverpool.

No Chelsea this week as they were were out in France getting their ass kicked by the other Madrid.

West Ham United vs Fulham– Well a busy transfer period say key players come and go at both of these clubs. Most notably Andy Carroll coming in to West Ham, and Clint Dempsey and Dembele leaving Fulham.

Prediction?- Big Sam will once again try to kill the beautiful game and with Carroll in the fold he might actually be successful. 1-1 Draw.

Tottenham vs Norwich- The Big Winners of the summer window was without a doubt Spurs. Adding Dembele, Dempsey, and Lloris will help AVB make that push for 4th, as long as AVB doesnt get in his own way

Prediction?- 2-0 Spurs

West Brom vs Everton- In what might be a key battle for 6th, Everton will look to use their Belgium advantage for more than waffle eating.

Prediction?- 1-2 Everton

Swansea vs Sunderland-Landrup and Swansea keep adding and keep winning, while providing a great advert for the game. Sunderland and MON added enough to finish 10th.

Prediction?– 3-1 Swansea

Wigan vs Stoke- 3 points last week gave Wigan the biggest cushion from the drop they’ve had in a while, while Stoke added more Stokiness as the Window Shut.

Prediction?-1-1 Draw

Manchester City vs QPR- No Joey Barton around this time to cause trouble as he’s France headache now, QPR were seconds away from victory last season, meanwhile City splashed some cash again.

Prediction?-5-0 City, Mark Hughes gets sacked soon

Liverpool vs Arsenal- The Matchup of the weekend, Scousers dumped trash they had, Arsenal kept theirs.

Prediction?- Wenger loses water bottles and Suarez stabs someone, 1-0 Scousers

Southampton vs Manchester United- The Saints might have gotten the buy of the window in Gaston Ramirez, and United lose Rooney for a month.

Prediction?- 1-2 United

Newcastle vs Aston Villa- Magpies failed in their attempt to take Carroll back and Villa did nothing, this one should be not be pretty.

Prediction?- Ba, 2-0 Newcastle

What to Watch for

• College Football Saturday
• Neptune Sheriff Election Results
• Kayne talks to a dog named Romney, libs call Conservatives racist for it