The Year of MoTV

2014

 

There were pancakes, and flat circles. Lorelais and Amanthas. 5 years in a hellish island and Maggie Grace. Yellow Kings and Walternates.

It probably wasnt my best year of TV watching(no idea how I’m gauging this) but it was filled with lots of hours sitting in front of my TV, tablet and computer screen. And here is my attempt to rank my top 10 show of 2014.(Either it being new show or shows new to me)

  1. My favorite show of 2014 was FX’s new comedy, You’re the Worst. It was crude, funny and filled my void left by the departure of Happy Endings.
  2. After 2 years on a hellish network i dont watch, i finally corrected my mistake by catching up on the CW’s Arrow. (Honorable mention, The Flash also on the CW)
  3. The first new to me show on the List, Fringe. Spent the good part of the spring/summer months catching up on this sci fi goodie.
  4. And the first of the gone too soon variety, FOX’s way to early cancellation of Surviving Jack, proved again why you can never trust that network(Hello Chicago Code)
  5. Another victim of the Netflix binge machine, Gilmore Girls.  7 full seasons of Lauren Graham. Who can say no?
  6. Just before the Gilmore Girls binge there was the Californication binge. Maggie Grace, Madeline Zima and the many other parade of ladies made the 7 seasons worth watching. Hurrah for nudity.
  7. Amazon Prime finally become useful with it’s the HBO collection. While not quite Band of Brothers, the Pacific held its own in detailing the war on that side of globe.
  8. Prime came in handy again with There all is aching. Review. 3.5 stars
  9. With Doctor Who regenerating a new doctor, i had to find a new BBC show. Broadchurch tried first, but the eventual winner was Sherlock. But the 90 minute shows can be a bit much.
  10. Martin Freeman shows up again, in Fargo. A show i probably should have ranked higher but I literally just remember it’s existence and now I’m too lazy to go back and redo the rankings

What To Watch For

  • Other shows i just remembered that need to be watched, Rectify, Undateable, BoJack Horseman.
  • Shows that were overrated, House of Cards and Orange is the New Black seasons 2.
  • Shows you should continue watching, Justified final season, Shameless season 5, and The Americans season 3(I mean the Keri Russell fun hour please be naked once please)
  • And one final GoodTaylorBye to 2014
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2013 in Review. Shut up, I’m not late

The Earth has completed it’s trip around the sun again, as 2013 has come and gone. All we are left with are the memories left embedded on my 26 inch HD TV.(GET IT?!?)

There were some highs, there were some lows. Some cliche, some cliche. Nonetheless it is time to review the best of the best(and worst) to come through my Philo Farnsworth contraption with a very non slideshowey top 5.

**FAIR WARNING, SPOILERS BE AHEAD**

Working our way to number 1, here is my number 5 moment of 2013.

Old Faces In New Places.

You watch enough TV programming, eventually you’ll have to deal with the heartbreak of having a TV show and a favorite character saying goodbye. So when you seem them appear on other shows, you jump for joy, to relive one more moment.

2013 was no different, Casey said goodbye to Party Down Catering and decided to get into the science of sex. Lindsay Weir finally returned from her Grateful Dead tour to become Don Draper’s new personal sex toy. And Brad went back to LA, without Jane(boooooo) and to catch back up with Jess and Nick. Coach no Winston.

The Ends and Beginnings

2013 saw the end of FOX Soccer Channel and more importantly the end of Olivia, the end of Hayley, The End of the Sky Sports Babes on US TV.

In it’s place arrived NBC and their every game on TV promise(of course that wouldnt happen for me)

The Returns, The Goodbyes, The Raggedy Man

The fans who waited. 50 years to be exact, and BBC delivered, Tennant and Smith, and BAD WOLF all on screen! I didnt want them to go.

If that was all they gave us it would have been a solid year, but then the Girl Who Waited appeared. All the tears.

How I Met Your Terrible Ending

3 long running series embarked on their final season in 2013. 2 of them went the route of being god awful. How I Met Your Mother and Dexter boldly went with that route. One deciding that their audience is too stupid to grasp the faults of the character. And the other deciding the audience will eat their crap if it’s served with sprinkles.

Seriously, they(dexter) couldnt even come up with an original ending, stealing from The Dark Knight Rises(who drinks coffee outdoors!?!?)

My Baby Blue

The opposite of number 2, Breaking Bad, provided a blueprint to how a well liked and received show should end its run. By writing for what would make a great episode and instead of aiming to predict and please what the fans would want, they produced some of the better hours of Television ever seen on Philos magic box.

What To Watch For

Snot boogie

Sometimes you get lucky and you’re in it from the start. Sometimes you get lucky and you bail at the right time, and sometimes you completely miss the boat. The clip above is from the Wire and would fall in that latter category. Though I could say I had a valid excuse in that I didnt have internet(hi speed) or HBO, but I did have the complete set sitting on my shelf for two years before watching it, so no excuse for me.

I could point out that I watched Breaking Bad from the start, but I wont, cause that wouldnt be professional.

What To Watch 

  •  This new fall season hasnt exactly been great, only one Network show has stayed in my rotation, in Back In The Gamebut James Caan and Maggie Lawson havent impressed enough for my liking.
  • The Michael J. Fox Show had promise, but the Parkinson’s was hard to deal with.(The endless jokes and the effects on Fox).
  • Masters of Sex has Lizzy Caplan which is why I watched, and it’s solid, but not enough to warrant adding it to my cable bill.

What to Stop Watching

  • This pains me to say this, but How I Met Your Mother has one foot out the door. Not sure who is having a worst couple of months, the final Season of Dexter or the Final Season of HIMYM. Brutal all around, especially when compared to that other show that ended recently(Breaking Bad)

What to Binge on

  • A show you might have missed(which I did) and available on some sort of the streaming services, is Better off Ted.  There’s only 26 episodes,so  there’s only 13 hours of laughter.
  • Now this is Awkward to mention, but there’s a show on MTV that has grabbed my attention. A rare non-reality show, MTV has a traditional scripted TV with all it’s episodes on it’s website. Sex and comedy are a great one-two punch for Awkward and you should watch, or not.

If I go back and try to proofread/edit this, then this gif would best characterize this entry. No boobs, no sports and no real point. Probably wont even tweet this. I’m just gonna go back to playing video games

 

 

The Man across the Bridge

We’ll always have Omaha.

He’s no Walter White but in the world of sports video games, Jorge Soler is Jorge Soler.

It was an end to the season, and with that came some drastic moves by Cubs GM Mo the Great. In came David Price, Matt Harvey, Oscar Taveras and Aroldis Chapman. Minor Leaguers, Arismendy Alcantara, Dan Vogelbach, and Junior Lake. Top Draft Pick, Kris Bryant would eventually make his way up.

80 Games into the season, the new look Cubs have jumped to a 15 game lead in the division, dominating the league from the start. Soler triple crown contender with a .390 average, 23 homers and 65 RBI.

Harvey and Arodys Vizcaino among the leaders in wins.

During the MLB Draft, and emergency Owners Meeting was held and the league passed a new rule making the DH a league wide thing. The rule, that will come into effect after the All Star game will help the Cubs as Dan Vogelbach will finally get everyday playing time.

Well this was all just an excuse to post that picture of Victoria Silvstedt. Enjoy.

What to Watch For

  • Hot
  • Chicks
  • In
  • Stuff…………my god I tried doing a search for Maggie Gyllenhaal on ego and nothing good came up. My god that’s quite a feat.
  • Elmore Leonard passed away recently. Enjoy this video.

Breaking BadAttempt at Writing

Thierry: Blow the whistle already Webb, start the match. I dont like getting up this early

Eric: I wonder if the players make their pilgrimage to the MJ statue before or after the match.

EC:

>>>>The following conversation has been redacted because you are a DISH Network Subscriber.<<<<<

TH: Podolski 2 goals, he aint bad, but he aint French. I love me some French boys

EC: I know you do.

EC: Full time, Arsene survives another day. To the next one Thierry, bring the pot stickers.

>>>>>>>The Rest of the Saturday and Sunday Matches have been voided because you landed on Jackpot on the Time Warner Wheel of Death, your neighbor may have NBCSN Extra Time, but you wont<<<<<<<

TH: Eric, get the prawn sandwiches, it’s Chelsea/United time. 

EC: Fuck off.

TH: Hey look it’s Rooney, why havent the announcers mentioned that he’s playing?

EC: Fuck Off.

TH: Jose is waving, and look and there’s Rooney with hair.

EC: Fuck Off.

TH: Full time, that was fun.

EC: Fuck Off. 

What to Watch For

Winning is fun and Losing sucks balls

Well the fictional cubs season came to a predictable result as they best team in the NL was swept out of the NLDS by the San Francisco Giants. An inability to hit was the team’s downfall, as the NL’s leading two hitters combined to go 2-27 in the series.

Anyways on to 2014, but before that, lets hand out some hardware

 

And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna put some Taylor Swift on loop and search for her on egotastic.