It’s been 4 years since the lot of you have pretended to care about soccer. So there’s a chance you may have forgotten the proper USA etiquette on how to watch a 90 minute match involving the good ol US of A.
- When the Other team scores, make sure to scream bullshit and that’s a conspiracy.
- When the US doesnt score, make sure to scream bullshit and that’s a conspiracy.
- When the US wins, make sure to proclaim that soccer has finally arrived.
- When the USA loses, make sure to proclaim that no one cares about soccer anyways, and how about them Heat/Patriots/Other Bandwagon team?
There you have, enjoy the world cup